Friday, 2 May 2014

Trumpet playing soap star walks in wind

BREAKING NEWS....

A former trumpet playing ex-soap star is walking around with her daughter. Like, oh my god. I am so glad I now know that.

And she regrets the decision to leave Eastenders.

Errrrmm that is because she has not had any work since. Apart from playing out her chaotic love life for all to see. And now she is going back to play Sonia as a lesbian. The same reason she quit in the first place.

Also nothing says I'm skint then a "star" as the DM calls her, carrying a pass to the Holiday Inn.

And hilariously DM use phrases like "looking fresh faced and a little wind swept" aka not got any slap on her face and "Fighting the strong winds of the morning, the actress was constantly moving her hair out of her face". Wooahh ground breaking investigation skills there DM.

THIS IS NOT NEWS.


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