Kelly Brook buys a smoothie.
And drinks it.
Outside a smoothie shop.
And she's curvy??!!! SAYYYY WHAATTT???
Yes that's right the Daily Mail have paid somebody to write this. And come up with the witty tag line "She's a smooth(ie) operator". And paid for the photographs of this.
In case anybody cared she also "tossed her hair back and forth as she posed for the camera's".
Jesus Christ on a bike I feel wiser and infinitely more learned now I know that. Phewwww.
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