Smoothie drinking "celeb"

BREAKING NEWS.......

Kelly Brook buys a smoothie.

And drinks it.

Outside a smoothie shop.

And she's curvy??!!! SAYYYY WHAATTT???

Yes that's right the Daily Mail have paid somebody to write this. And come up with the witty tag line "She's a smooth(ie) operator". And paid for the photographs of this.

In case anybody cared she also "tossed her hair back and forth as she posed for the camera's".

Jesus Christ on a bike I feel wiser and infinitely more learned now I know that. Phewwww.

Selfie Wars

An article has appeared online comparing two underwear clad women in selfies. It compares them, for no apparent reason apart from that they were posted on the same day.

It talks about the setting (bathroom vs bedroom), the attire (bikini vs underwear) and a bit about the fitness regime behind Danielle Lloyds figure (#fitnessfreak, #yummymummy).

Quick question; anyone care? Anybody at all? Who are these people? Why are they nearly naked? Why do they feel the need to show strangers themselves in their pants? Why are "journalists" writing about them and is it really somebodies job to source these pictures and come up with the comment?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2615894/Georgia-Salpa-Danielle-Lloyd-post-intimate-snaps-trim-figures.html.

Urrrgghhh.

This is news what's not news.